The Last One

I believe this will be my last SRP post forever!
Yes, yes, shed a tear, for it is tragic and devastating news.

So before I bid you all farewell, let's reminisce and go on a trip down memory lane. All the fun times we had together - just you, the internet, me and the SRP.

It all began that one day when we were forced to start an account with blogger. I still remember that day as if it were yesterday. I typed 'Hello World' into the title box up there and from there, never looked back. It was the beginning of a wonderful journey.

Do you remember how many sleepless nights you gave me SRP? Let me remind you, this is going to be one of them, for losing you is such a loss that you will leave a humongous hole in my heart that only beats for you.

We've had so many ups and downs. Well not really, mainly downs. Do you remember when you and Internet decided to gang up on me? As if my devotion was not enough, you decided that you would need external forces to avenge me for spending more time with Procrastination. I am deeply regretful of that time and I have learnt that you are not a force to be reckoned with, for you and Internet together are just too almighty.

It was a rather pleasant night, when you informed internet to disconnect me completely, to cut me off and so he disconnected, leaving me stressed and worried about my prospects with you. What did this mean? Did you hate me? That was one of my most painful hours. I didn't know what to do.

When you did it again to me, oh, internet, how I wished to strangle you. How I wished that I could throttle you and stab your eyeballs out with chopsticks, if you did have eyes that is.

When I look back on these moments, I feel a sense of relief. A relief that is finally all over and that we can be on our ways and live our own separate lives. It will be hard and I may not ever get over the excruciating pain you have caused me, but I will try. You will forever be etched into my memory.

Tonight is the last ever night we will spend together in such a way. When Poster comes along, we will be reunited, but only briefly and thank God for that.

Internet, SRP, I will never forgive you, ever, for the sufferings you bestowed on me. I don't know, I feel sad yet content at you leaving me. Time does after all, heal all.

And with this little reminisce session, I bid you farewell. I say goodbye to the life of stress, hurt and sheer unhappiness and hello the one of a brighter, warmer future.

Goodbye to you, the evils of the SRP.