The Last One

I believe this will be my last SRP post forever!
Yes, yes, shed a tear, for it is tragic and devastating news.

So before I bid you all farewell, let's reminisce and go on a trip down memory lane. All the fun times we had together - just you, the internet, me and the SRP.

It all began that one day when we were forced to start an account with blogger. I still remember that day as if it were yesterday. I typed 'Hello World' into the title box up there and from there, never looked back. It was the beginning of a wonderful journey.

Do you remember how many sleepless nights you gave me SRP? Let me remind you, this is going to be one of them, for losing you is such a loss that you will leave a humongous hole in my heart that only beats for you.

We've had so many ups and downs. Well not really, mainly downs. Do you remember when you and Internet decided to gang up on me? As if my devotion was not enough, you decided that you would need external forces to avenge me for spending more time with Procrastination. I am deeply regretful of that time and I have learnt that you are not a force to be reckoned with, for you and Internet together are just too almighty.

It was a rather pleasant night, when you informed internet to disconnect me completely, to cut me off and so he disconnected, leaving me stressed and worried about my prospects with you. What did this mean? Did you hate me? That was one of my most painful hours. I didn't know what to do.

When you did it again to me, oh, internet, how I wished to strangle you. How I wished that I could throttle you and stab your eyeballs out with chopsticks, if you did have eyes that is.

When I look back on these moments, I feel a sense of relief. A relief that is finally all over and that we can be on our ways and live our own separate lives. It will be hard and I may not ever get over the excruciating pain you have caused me, but I will try. You will forever be etched into my memory.

Tonight is the last ever night we will spend together in such a way. When Poster comes along, we will be reunited, but only briefly and thank God for that.

Internet, SRP, I will never forgive you, ever, for the sufferings you bestowed on me. I don't know, I feel sad yet content at you leaving me. Time does after all, heal all.

And with this little reminisce session, I bid you farewell. I say goodbye to the life of stress, hurt and sheer unhappiness and hello the one of a brighter, warmer future.

Goodbye to you, the evils of the SRP.

Continuation From Before

Here are some more results for your eyes to feast on and and devour:



Also, I'm not really sure of the format of an Appendix, so my one may be slightly dodgy. It'll have to do. And...damn, I forgot.

Slowly but Surely

...making progress, but that doesn't take away the fact that I am feeling disappointed that I will miss this episode of Dance Academy.

Jordan Rodriguez knows how to dance. I'm just sayin'

The End is Approaching

So apparently there are new templates or something for this blog thing? Wow. That was really vague, but seriously who cares about templates when you have an SRP to worry about!

Currently I am multitasking like a superwoman. I'm doing this, finishing off my report and listening to music and trying to not fall asleep.

Anyway, I am here to show you all my delightful results. You better worship them and compliment how beautiful they look, because I had to waste energy screenshotting them.



Ok why won't it let me add more pictures? Stuff you google powered blogger thing. Now I have to create another blog post just for my second bit of results.

Frustration

Unstable internet and the SRP are a bad combination.
Unstable internet and school in general is a bad combination.

Internet, I think I may just hate you more than Brian McFadden.

I had an epic title for this, but I forgot it

Oh SRP, if you were a twitter topic, you'd be trending. You must feel so awfully popular these days what with everyone talking about you, hatin' on you...just the hype in general.

Anyway, I'm currently writing my report and stuff, so yay! I'll post results up later.

Also, SRP, I thought I'd just let you know I've abandoned my history homework and devote all my attention to you, so if my history teacher gets mad at me, you're to blame.

Okay.
Thank you.
Bye.

Time and evidence of long term work

So I just read the marking guide and came across 'time and evidence of long term work' and because I do not want to lose any unnecessary marks, here I am providing my evidence.

You should be aware that my internet hates me and at this current moment, its feelings are still the same.

Anyway, on with the show.

I recently began my SRP and I am glad to report that it was not at all a total disaster.

Basically, I tested out Pantene. Here are the details of what happened:
7.5 mL of Pantene's daily moisture renewal shampoo was used. Ten strands were used and the shampoo was combined with 75mL of water at 36 degrees celcius. To reproduce the act of washing one's hair, stirring was the method in which this occurred. The period of stirring lasted a good thirty seconds. Then, it was 'rinsed' with 75mL of plain water, also at 36 degrees celcius. After all this, it was dried on a paper towel and then tied to a stand where weights were attached to the end of the hair in various forms and the distance it took for it to snap was recorded with a ruler.

However, there was major problem. After stirring the pieces of hair ended up getting tangled together in a messy knot and I ended up with eight strands rather than ten.

Also, YOU'LL be glad to know I've started writing up my report. I think I'm a little behind schedule, but there's nothing dedication, commitment and proper time management can't get me through. What an appropriate sentence to the url of my blog.

See. Evidence that I've been doing this over a long period of time.

Oh and I also finished all three seasons of Big Bang Theory, so I've got my nerd on. Bazinga!